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Daily Prompt: I Was Here

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You are the first astronaut to arrive on a new, uncharted planet. Write the note that you leave to those who come after you.

Photographers, artists, poets: show us CARTE BLANCHE.

There is really only one thing possible …

Kilroy

 

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Teaser Tuesday: November 19

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teaser tuesdayTeaser TuesdayTeaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:

  • Grab your current read
  • Open to a random page
  • Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
  • Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

This week I have decided to use the book that I finished last night as I have not started a new one yet.

My Teasers:Found-Jesus

And enter the time warp unique to sermons. Well, root canals and DMV lines, too. It helps that Reverend Randy still orates, but only just, and she positively languishes in reform, counting the number of hats, neckties and even excessively low-cut shirts before ninety minutes has expired.

Thank the Good God She Found Jesus… (24%)
by K E Robiscoe

UK ………… Amazon

US ……….. Amazon …………. Barnes & Noble (Currently free on B & N)

Other Teasers:

My Daughter Has Planned My Life Out

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Okay, so my daughter has planned my life out for the next year.

  • I will meet someone on my blog and fall in love
  • I will move in with them in Florida
  • She will have a daughter younger than my daughter
  • My daughter will finish school in America
  • She will get a scholarship in Harvard
  • The woman I fall in love with will feel sorry for her and buy her loads of clothes
  • My daughter will meet a boy called Nate star quarterback of the school
  • Nate will also get a scholarship and then a career in American Football
  • My daughter and Nate will fall in love and get married and have a summer wedding.

All of this in a year. Oh yeah – she wants to drop her mother out of the plane on the way over but keep the baby (I’m not looking after it, it’s not my baby)