Morning Person

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I Am Not a Morning Person!

-Anonymous
Woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window sill.

It sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles,
Began to slip away.

It sang of far off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very song,
Brought out the morning sun.

I pulled back the covers,
… crept slowly out of bed,
And gently shut the window,
And crushed his f***ing head.

I’m not a morning person

8 thoughts on “Morning Person”

  2. hahaha I certainly don´t like to wake up in the morning, but I love to hear the birds singing.
    Thanks for the like on my posts Mexico City #2 and #3.
    Kind greetings,
    Marianne

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  3. OH MY GOD!! I love this!!!! I HATE the morning. I use my phone as my alarm clock and since one can name an alarm (weird) I have my named, “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” and “Fu%king Morning!” Great post. 🙂

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    • I found it when I was on facebook, and it stuck with me since. One of my favourite poems of all time (behind the one that my daughter did and got published in a book at the age of 13) The ending is just so unexpected lol

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